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3a,n;atiHHK ,D;JISI TpeTbero KJiaeea oeBaHBaJI. A nee IllapHK
TeJieHKa BoenHThiBaJI. OH nonyro,n;oBanoro faBpiOmy Ha
eTopoxeBoro OhiKa ,n;peeeHpoBaJI, nonyeTopoxeBoro nonyoxoTHHqhero. Y BH,D;HT OH 3aHQa B llOJie H KpHqHT
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rOHHTCSI. 3aSIU, liepe3 peliKY B ,D;Ba npbDKKa "6JIHHliHKOM"
nepeJieTHT H B noJISI. A faBpiOma TaK He MoxeT. OH B
peliKY TpaKTOpOM BpexeTCSI H TaKOH Beep 6pbi3r llO,ll;HHMeT, liTO pa,D;yra llOJiliaCa Ha)J; peKOH BHCHT.
BpocHT IllapHK naJIKY liepea aa6op H KpHliHT faBpiOme:
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faBpiOma nphir liepea aa6op, naJIKY B ay6hi H Haaa,D;.
Ill a pHK npHKaxeT eMy:
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faBpiOma 3aMblliHT TaK, liTO JIIO,ll;H B ,D;epeBHe mapaXaiOTCSI. 0HH ,ll;yMaiOT, liTO Ha HX IlpOCTOKBaiDHHO
3JieKTpHliKa HaexaJia.
0,D;HaX)J;bl KOT MaTpOCKHH He Bbi,D;epxaJI, OH K
Illa pHKY llO,ll;OlleJI H roBOpHT:
- Tbi Ha Koro ero ,D;peccHpyemh? Ha u,HpKoBoro
KJIOyHa? qTO 3TO 3a "KyCH-HeCH" TaKoe? qTO 3TO 3a
"My-My-KBa-KBa "? ,z::I:JISI ,D;peCCHpOBKH co6aK ,D;aBHO
yxe cneu,HaJibHbie Ky JlhTypHbie KOMaH,D;bl npH,ll;yMaHhi:
"epa. ECTb e~e TaKHe CTHXH
3aMeqaTeJibHbie:
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)],aJibme exaTb He Mory". Mbi B mKoJie yqHJIH.
- A noqeMy OH op,n;HHapeu;?
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HaBepHoe, Becb B op,n;eHax. BoeBo:H ,n;eHID;HK.

TeM BpeMeHeM
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B,n;pyr BO ,ll;BOpe CTOpoxeBOH faBpiOma 3aMblqaJI, a
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Ha KpbiJibiJ;O BbiCbiTiaJIH Ha MOCKOBCKHX CMOTpeTb.

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CMOTpSIT OHH: OKOJIO BOpOT CTOHT rpy30BHK, TIOJIHbiH
Hapo,ll;a. B Kyaose nana c MaMo:H, nHaHHHO H ,ll;SI,ll;SI He3HaKOMbiH, soeHH3HposaHHhiH. B Ka6HHe TeTSI 6oJihWHX
pa3MepOB C TIO,ll;HOCOM, TIOJIHbiM TIHpO:>KHbiX, Ha roJIOBe
(3TO TaKaSI WJISITia) H woep.
TeTSI H3 Ka6HHbl BbiWJia, :Bcex OCMOTpeJia H rOBOpHT:
- 3)'l;pascTsylt:Te. BoT Bhi KaKHe. A KTO H3 sac 6y,ll;eT
noqTaJihOH CseqKHH?
fleqKHH BbiWeJI Bnepe,ll;:
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- QqeHh xopowo, oqeHh xopowo!-rosopHT TeTSI.He o6Hxalt:Tecb. CseqKHH, lleqKHH, OrypeqKHH, JIHWb 6bi
BbiWeJI qeJioseqKHH-BOT qTo rJiaBHoe. A ,ll;OMHK y sac
aaxy)'l;aJieHhKHH. By~eM pacmHpSITh.
KoT MaTpocKHH ynepcSI H rosopHT, rJISI,ll;SI B aeMJIIO:
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- 3To noqeMy xe He 6y,ll;eM?-cnpawHsaeT TeTSI.
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IllapHK.
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Bhi 3Toro He noHHMaeTe. Bhi no omH6Ke cqacTJIHBhi. Ho
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COOTBeTCTBYIOID;He TIOKa3aTeJIH.
MaTpOCKHH npo ce6SI sopqHT:

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"Mbl He nymKH KaKHe-HH6y,n;h, liT06bi HaC HaiJ;eJIHBaTb. Bbi caoero 11aaHoaa-orJibi Hau;eJIHBaiiTe".
J1BaHOB-QrJibl BbiJie3 H3 Ka6HHbi, H CTaJIO BH)l;HO, liTO
OH xopomHii ,D;SI,D;SI. OtieHb MHpHbiH, Tpy,n;Ho ero Ky,n;a-HH6y,n;h Hau;eJIHBaTb. OH nepBbiM ,n;eJIOM nomeJI c lletiKHHbiM
3a PYKY 3,D;OpOBaTbCSI.
llana c MaMoii H3 rpy30BHKa BbinpbirHyJIH H no6exaJIH c ,n;SI,n;e:H e,n;opoM o6HHMaTbCSI. MaMa roaopHT ,n;SI,n;e
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Illocllep H3 Ka6HHbl KpHtiHT:
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11 see nHaHHHO 3aHSIJIHCb. A KaK ero 3a6epemh, Kor.n;a
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KoT MaTpocKHH cao10 xo3SIHCTBeHHOCTb Ha aero
MOIIl;HOCTb BKJIIOlJHJI. llpHHeC u;enb OrpOMHyiO, Ha KOTOpOH
Koposa MypKa nacJiach, H rosopHT:
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TaK H c,n;eJiaJIH. rpy30BHK OTbeXaJI liYTb-liYTb, H
BOpOTa KaK rpOXHYTCSI! ,ll,axe rpH6 H3 llbiJIH Ha,ll; )l;OMOM
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CnacH6o, MaTpocKHH, liTO Tbi HaM ,n;oM He pa3BaJIHJI!

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MaTpocKHH He corJiaceH:
Bee paBHO MOSI H)l;eSI npaBHJihHaSI. ,ll,aBaifTe, Mbi
u;enb K SI6JIOHe npHBSIXeM.
- A 1JTO,-corJiamaeTCSI IllapHK.-Illoe~op, 6y~emh B eapae Ha rrHaHHHO
HrpaTb no eaMOYliHTeJIIO. Tiopa, 6paT, rropa!
- Ho TaM xe MypKa!-KpHliHT MaTpoeKHH.-Y Hee
MOJIOKO eKHeHeT!
- ,ll,JISI MypKH TietiKHH H HBaHoB-orJibi B oropo,n;e
rraJiaTKY pa3o6hiOT ,-Bo3paxaeT TeTSI TaMapa.-Bbi He
rrepexHBaiiTe, Bee yxe ,n;aBHO ytiTeHo. .5I Ha;::J; 3THM
IIJiaHOM n;eJiyiO HQqb ~yMaJia.
"Jlyqme 6bi oHa i.J;eJiyiO Hoqb ~pbiXJia!-rro;::J;yMaJI rrpo
ee6SI MaTpoeKHH.-EeTb xe BOT JIIO;::J;H TaKHe Hao6opoTHhie. qeM MeHbiDe OHH ~yMaiOT, TeM 60Jibille IIOJib3bi".

J.1 Bee IIpHeTyiiHJIH K BbiiiOJIHeHHIO 3a}:.l;aHHSI. illapHK
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c MaTpocKHHbiM c y~oliKaMH Ha peKy nonJieJIHCb. KaKaSI
TaM pbi6aJIKa, ecJIH oceHh Ha ~Bope. Toro rJISI~H ~ox~HK
HaliHeTCSI. 11 TYT noJiycTpHxeHHbiH IllapHK npH~yMaJI. OH
BepHyJICSI H nonpOCHJI JiiBaHOBa-orJibl eMy B 6y,n;Ke ,ll;blpKy
C~eJiaTb ~JISI roJIOBbl. ilOTOM OH 3TOT SIIIJ;HK Ha ce6SI Ha~eJI,
roJIOBY B ~blpKy npocyHyJI H nom ell Ha peliKY, KaK
qepenaxa B CBOeM C06CTBeHHOM ~OMHKe.
MaTpocKHH ysH,n;eJI H cKa3aJI:

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Tbi, IllapHK, MOJio,n;eu;, He nycTaSI roJioBa .n;sa
yxa! 3~oposo npH,n;yMaJI • .5I ce6e TaKyro xe 6y~KY c~eJiaro.
By,n;eM Mbi c To6o:H no .n;epeBHe KaK .n;sa nhSIHbiX po6oTa
XO~HTb, 6oKaMH TOJIKaTbCSI.
OH 6hiCTpo TaKo:H xe KapTOHHbiH ~OMHK cMacTepHJI H3
SIIIJ;HKa. 0HH, noiiiaTbiBaSICb, KaK ,D;Ba KallaiOIIJ;HXCSI po6oTa
Ha peliKY OTnpaBHJIHCb. A y,D;OliKH y HHX KaK aHTeHHbl
6biJIH.
Xopomo, liTO Ha 6epery TOJibKO oceHHHH BeTep ryJISIJI,
pbi6aKOB He 6biJIO. A TO 6bi pbi6aKH c Hcnyry B peliKY
nonpbiraJIH, Ha TOT 6eper nepenJihiJIH 6bi H B napTH3aHbi
YIIIJIH.
llana C MaMOH Ha CeHOBaJie ycTpOHJIHCb, TenJIO
o,n;eSIJiaMH HaKpbiJIHCh, B3SIJIH B pyKH "lle~arorHKy" H
3aCHYJIH. 3a He~eJIIO Ha pa6oTe OHH TaK yMaSIJIHCb, CHJI
HeT. A TYT csexH:H B03~yx, MOJIOKO, ceHo. ,ll.SI,n;SI e~op
BHH3Y no KJiaBHIIIaM 6apa6aHHT, OHH ,n;axe He CJibiiiiaT.
,ll.SI~SI e~op CHallaJia lleCTHO nbiTaJICSI BCe C~eJiaTb,
KaK B CaMOYliHTeJie yKa3aHO. "ilOCTaBbTe naJibiJ;bl Ha
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