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Jimi begin rasmi al tri yar, e al pet yar ta janmog rasmi yo aika hao. Ta rasmi mucho jamile interes-ney piktura, e jenta pagi mucho pur li. Li shwo: "Sey boy ve bi fama-ney al bi pyu yash-ney, e dan nu ve vendi sey pikturas pur mucho mani."

Jimi-ney pikturas farki fon pikturas de oli otre jen, bikos ta neva rasmi pa ol papir. Ta rasmi pa un haf, e dwa-ney la es sempre vakue. "Es ya intele," oli shwo. "Nulwan zwo tak, nulwan krome ta."

Undey koy jen kupi un piktura bay Jimi, poy shwo a ta: "Jimi, bi karim, shwo ba: way yu rasmi pa niche haf de piktura e bu rasmi pa uupare-la?

"Bikos me es syao," Jimi shwo. "May brash bu ateni gao."

Gro-hao vakasion

Sinior e madam Grey jivi in gran urba, e li hev un son. Ta nami Pit, e ta bu pri woshi swa. Undey madam Grey shwo a swa-ney mursha: "Tu oltaim jivi in urba, se bu es hao fo Pit." Also pa sekwi-she saif li findi un syao dom in vilaja e pren Pit adar fo vakasion.

Wen li arivi a vilaja, madam Grey shwo a Pit: "Nu sal resti hir fo dwa wik."

Boy lopi inu dom, kan oli shamba, poy lopi bak a mata, shwo: "Me bu vidi banipen, mama. Wo es it?"

"Es muy syao dom, Pit," mata shwo. "Hir banipen yok."

"Es ya gro-hao!" Pit shwo. "Sey vakasion sal bi verem prival."

Dao-kwesta

Undey sinior Parker shwo a swa: "Me bu vidi may brata yo longem, e ta habiti in nove dom nau. Me sal raki-go adar sedey fo visiti ta."

Ta pren brata-ney adres, zin auto e en-go. Ta raki-go longem, bat bu findi brata-ney dom. Pa fin ta stopi fo pregi koywan om helpa.

"Go rektem pa sey kamina fo dwa milya," un man shwo, "poy turni a lefta, e poy pren dwa-ney kamina desnen."

Sinior Parker raki-go rektem pa kamina e turni a lefta afte dwa milya, bay poy snova lusi dao. Ta raki-go un milya pyu, vidi un kamina desnen e stopi. Un gina zai go pas, also ta kwesti ela: "Skusi ba, ob se es dwa-ney kamina desnen?"

Vilaja avantaja

Sinior e madam Wilson jivi in gran jenful urba, e pa un saif li lai a un vilaja fo fai vakasion. Li pri it gro, bikos toy vilaja es kyete klin loko. It gro-farki fon urba.

Undey ranem pa sabah li go promeni e miti un laojen. Ta jivi pa ferma e zai sidi ausen bli zindwar sub warme surya. Sinior Wilson kwesti ta:

"Ob yu pri jivi in tal kyete loko?"

Laojen shwo: "Ya."

Sinior Wilson shwo: "Kwo es hao om it?"

Laojen jawabi: "Wel, kadawan koni kadawan. Jenta oftem lai visiti me, e me oftem go visiti li. Yoshi ye mucho kinda hir."

Sinior Wilson shwo: "Es interes-ney. E kwo es buhao?"

Laojen dumi idyen, poy shwo: "Wel, same kosas, pa fakta."

Deyfan-taim

Don safari pa landa, e undey ta lai a un hotel in un syao urba. Dar oni servi deyfan fon klok shi-dwa e haf til klok un e haf. Ta promeni longem, poy vidi un yungo pa gata, shwo a ta: "Skusi ba, ob yu mog shwo kwel klok es?"

Yungo kan an swa-ney handakloka, jawabi: "Es klok shi-dwa."

Don bu joi al audi se, shwo: "Ob bu es pyu tarde?" Ta fai hunga, ta yao chi deyfan.

"Non," yungo shwo. "In nuy urba neva es pyu tarde kem klok shi-dwa."

Don fa-astoni, shwo: "Es interes-ney. Kwo yu maini?"

"Wel," yungo jawabi, "kadaves afte ke es klok shi-dwa, nu snova begin fon beginsa: klok un, klok dwa..."

Fogetishil sinior

Sinior Klark gun in ofis e zwo mucho muhim e mushkile gunsa, bat poy ta begin fogeti olo, e por se luy gunsa fa-mushkile. Undey ta shwo a swa: "Me sal go visiti doktor Martin fo toki om se."

Ta weiti in weitishamba she doktor Martin, kun otre pasientas tuhun, poy nana shwo a ta: "Nau yu mog zin."

Sinior Klark hasti zin doktor-Martin-ney ofis, e doktor shwo: "En-sidi ba, sinior Klark. Komo me mog helpi yu?"

"Oo, doktor," sinior Klark shwo, "es dashat-ney. Me bu mog remembi nixa fo pyu kem haf-minuta, e por se may gunsa fa-gro-mushkile. Kwo zwo? Ob yu mog helpi me?"

Doktor shwo: "Wen se begin-te, sinior Klark?"

"Wen begin-te kwo?" sinior Klark kwesti.

Plan fo futur

Sinior e madam Davi hev un son. Ta nami Bobbi, e ta hev-te janmadey kelke dey bak.

Pa bifoo-ney semdi madam-Davi-ney lao patra lai fo visiti ela e elay mursha, e ta bringi un prival plei-tren fo Bobbi.

Al dai it a Bobbi, ta shwo: "Skusi, Bobbi, me he fogeti om yur janmadey pa bifoo-ney dwadi, also me bu he dai sey dona dan."

"Oo, se bu muhimi, opa," Bobbi jawabi. "Danke gro!"

"E kwanto yar yu hev nau, Bobbi?" opa kwesti. Bobbi jan jawaba: "Me hev pet yar, opa."

"Hao," laojen shwo. "Nau yu es ya gran boy, Bobbi."

"Ya, opa," Bobbi shwo.

"E kwo yu ve zwo al bi pyu yash-ney?" opa kwesti.

Fo sey kwesta Bobbi toshi jan jawaba: "Me ve hev sit yar, opa," ta jawabi.

Mar e arda

Dik es maryuan pa un gran ship. It navigi-go a Nipon e Ostralia, also Dik oftem resti pa ship duran kelke mes sin chu. Al en-jagi pa sabah, ta sempre vidi mar, o koyves koy portu.

Al hev dwashi-tri yar Dik gami e kupi un syao dom kun garden in suy-molya-ney urba. Toy urba es dale fon mar. Poy ta go a swa-ney ship e bu lai bak duran dwa mes. Fon portu ta go a urba bay bus e gro-joi por vidi molya snova.

Pa lai-she sabah ta somni til klok nin. Poy ta en-jagi turan e ek-kan tra winda. Traen winda ye kelke baum. Ta en-fobi gro e ek-salti al krai: "Nu he imbati kontra arda!"

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