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Li yao en-stan ranem pa sabah, bat kloka-jagiser yok.

"Problema yok, Billi," Fred shwo. "Me ve pon kelke syao pan-pes on ruf de treiler bifoo go somni, e li ve jagisi nu pa sabah."

Billi fa-astoni bat shwo nixa.

Fred es prave. Al fa-sabah kelke syao faula flai-lai fo chi pan, e ley shum on ruf de treiler, it jagisi Billi e Fred muy kway.

Nixa es perfekte

Keti e Jeni go a skola pa hunta duran kelke yar e es amiga. Keti hev un meno-yash-ney sista, e Jeni bu hev nul brata-sista. Poy Keti e Jeni fini skola, e afte kelke yar li ambi gami e en-hev kinda.

Li jivi dalem fon mutu. Li gro-mangi swa-ney familia, also li bu vidi mutu til ke Keti-ney sista gami.

Undey Keti e Jeni miti in urba-sentra al fai kuping. Li toki duran kelke taim, poy Jeni shwo: "Komo yur sista sta, kun swa-ney nove mursha?"

"Oo, Jeni, ela sta hao," Keto jawabi kway. "Ye sol un problema-ki."

"Oo, kwo es?" Jeni kwesti.

"Wel, ela heni lu," Keti shwo. "Bat sempre in kada kosa ye koy dosh, bu ver? Nixa es perfekte."

Farke gunpaga

Ali Braun janmog repari dom-kosas gro-hao wen li fa-rupti. Unves ta go a otre urba fo zwo koy gunsa dar, e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki akwatuber.

Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa.

Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno."

"Ya, me jan se," akwatuber jawabi. "Me jan se muy hao, bikos me bin leker bifoo ke me pai sey gunsa kelke mes bak."

Har e mustash

Al bi skola-gela, Meri Smit yao-te bikam talimer, bikos ela gro-lubi kindas. Ewalaa al hev dwashi-un yar, ela begin talimi in syao skola. Ela es hao talimer, ela ridi mucho kun kindas tuhun. Li pri ela.

Undey un gela de elay klas shwo: "Mis Smit, way man-ney har fa-grey bifoo ta-ney mustash e barba?"

Meri ridi e jawabi: "Me bu jan, Helena. Way suy har fa-grey bifoo mustash e barba?"

"Me toshi bu jan, mis Smit," Helena jawabi, "bat he eventi tak an may patra." Otre kindas in klas ridi al audi se.

Poy un boy shwo: "Me jan, mis Smit. Man-ney har sempre fa-grey pa un-ney bikos it es pa shi-sit yar pyu lao kem mustash e barba."

Buvere brata

Molli bin sole gela pa elay gata, bat, al ke ela hev ot yar, otre gela en-habiti in kontra-ney dom. Nove gela toshi hev ot yar. Ela nami Joan. Joan hev dwa brata. Dwa gela bu go a same skola, bat li sun begin plei pa hunta afte skola.

Undey Joan lai a dom, pi milka, chi biskwit, poy go a Molli-ney dom. Ela shwo a swa-ney amiga: "Swasti, Molli. Yu lai-bu-lai a may dom fo plei? Me hev gro-hao nove geim."

Molli jawabi: "Skusi, Joan, bat may mata bu permiti ke me plei kun yu sedey, bikos yur brata Jorj zai hev lengitura, e ela bu yao ke me toshi pai it."

"Oo, problema yok, Molli," Joan jawabi kway. "Pa fakta, Jorj bu es may vere brata. Ta es may stif-brata."

Gande handas

Maik es syao boy, e ta heni sabun e akwa. Tri o char ves kada dey mata shwo a ta: "Maik, yur handas snova es muy gande. Go ba woshi li." Bat pa fakta Maik neva woshi li hao. Ta sol pon li inu akwa fo kelke sekunda e poy mah li aus snova.

Onkla e tia de Maik jivi in otre urba. Undey li lai a she Maik-ney mata-patra, e ley syao son Ted lai kun li tuhun. Tedi es pa un yar meno yash-ney kem Maik, e ta toshi heni sabun e akwa.

Dwa boy resti in dom kun mata-patra duran kelke minuta, poy go aus. Al ke li es sole, Maik kan Tedi-ney handas e shwo garwem: "May handas es pyu gande kem yur-las!"

"Sertem," Tedi jawabi ira-nem, "yu es ya pa un yar pyu lao kem me."

Pregi-truk

Piter hev shi yar. Undey ta-ney amiga Paul shwo a ta: "Piter, me sal hev janmadey-pati pa sitdi. Yu lai ku?"

Piter kwesti mata, ela shwo: "Ya, yu mog go." Ela telefoni a Paul-ney mata fo ladi.

Bifoo ke Piter go a pati pa sitdi, ta-ney mata shwo a ta: "Piter, bye fogeti bi latif. Bye pregi chia. Weiti til ke oni dai it a yu."

"Hao, mami," Piter jawabi e go a she Paul bay bisikla.

Pa pati ye mucho kinda. Li plei pa hunta duran un ora, poy Paul-ney mata dai a li koy chia, bat ela fogeti dai chia a Piter. Ta weiti latifem duran kelke taim, poy lifti swa-ney pyata e shwo lautem: "Ob koywan nidi prival klin pyata?"

Hao boy

Nora hev shi-sit yar. Ela hev syao brata. Elay-brata-ney nam es Jim. Koyves Jim shali gro, bat ta mah Nora ridi mucho, also ela lubi ta e sempre es karim versu ta.

Undey ela zai go fon dom a shop, ewalaa ela vidi un syao boy lopi-she versu ela. Ta lopi muy kway. Wen ta blisifi, ela fa-astoni por vidi ke es Jim.

"Swasti, Jim," Nora krai. "Way yu zai lopi tanto kway?"

Jim bu stopi, bat mavi handa a sista e krai-jawabi: "Me zai trai reteni dwa boy fon batala."

Nora fa-astoni snova. Ela ridi e shwo: "Es ya muhim zunsa fo syao boy, bu ver? Yu bu zwo tal dela oftem. Hu es sey dwa boy?"

"Es Tom e me," Jim jawabi al lopi for muy kway along gata.

Auto de familia

Henk jivi-te in syao urba, bat poy ta pai gunsa in gran urba e en-habiti dar kun swa-ney molya e dwa kinda tuhun.

Pa un-ney sitdi in ley nove dom, Henk mah swa-ney nove auto aus garaja e zai woshi it, al ke ta-ney visin zai go pas. Al vidi Henk-ney nove auto,

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